This December I will be reading two books I’ve been trying to get to.
First, in honor of Christmas I will be reading Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ;s Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore. Not Michael Moore, or even Mandy Moore.
I always read Christopher Moore when I’m in a Nicholas Sparks rut, and I need to read something silly. Get it here.
The next book I’ll be reading is A Stolen Life: A Memoir by Jaycee Dugard. I might actually read this one first so the other one can cheer me up from it.
It’s about Jaycee’s life when she was kidnapped and forced to live in this pedophile’s backyard for years. Might make me appreciate my life more, or it might scare the hell out of me. Get it here.
Actually, there’s another book I’ll be reading. Confessions of a Guidette by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi.
Just Kidding.